Turvon Kuznetsov ([info]etracsad) wrote,
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Chicken Jokes for the geek in you...

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

Werner Heisenberg: "First, assume a spherical chicken of radius r ..."

Carl Friedrich Gauss: "The chicken defined himself to already be on the other side of the road, and thus, did not need to cross it."

J. Willard Gibbs: "The free energy of the reaction consisting of the chicken's crossing was negative, thus the crossing occurred spontaneously."


Anyone out there get these? I didn't but some of you might...

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[info]stanci

July 22 2005, 02:47:32 UTC 6 years ago

Gibb's free energy... Don't you remember chemistry??
I think I understand where the Gauss quote is coming from... My brain will have to think further to explain that - do you want me to come up with something by Saturday?
Heisenburg... Uncertainty principle? Like I said, a little more thought required.

[info]etracsad

July 22 2005, 10:44:08 UTC 6 years ago

Feel free to come up with one for tomorrow. I won't get it.
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